What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

How did you get to be a leftist?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you name an example of bad parenting?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

What celebrity do you admire the most?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What sorts of music do cats respond to?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

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Nuts and Butts